New Latest Status Quotes 2017 For Whatsapp,Facebook,SMS,Funny Joke,Kavita,Hindi Sad,Love Shayari

Busy Status, Short Busy Quotes Lazy people are always Busy. Busy is the New Happy!! Hello, My name is Mr. Busy I am too  busy  to be organized. I am too  busy  to write a Status. Busy is good because it shows you're alive. I am too  busy  to have a girlfriend. I am too bust to read your Status. A charming woman is a  busy  woman. I'm always busy, but I'm lazy as well. Fitness is a luxury when you are busy! A  busy  women is a charming women. Get  busy  living, or get  busy  dying. Busy is a drug that lot of people are addicted to! I keep busy. That was my nickname in college, 'Iron to the Fire.' I like to keep several things going at once. I wanted to figure out why I was so busy, but I couldn't find the time to do it. No matter how  busy  you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important. I try to keep it real. I don't have time to worry about what I'm projecting to the world. I'm

College Status, Short College Quotes Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts. School for 12 years,  college  for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool. I really want to go to Penn State for college. Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college. 42% of people who graduate from  college  never read another book. In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class. Not drinking in  college  was the best decision ever! School for 12 years,  college  for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great. Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous. School for 12 years,  college  for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great. Dea

Beards Status and Quotes for Whatsapp and Facebook      Beard Make Our Attitude Our Fashion With great Beard comes great responsibility! I don't have many hobbies, but my  beard  collects bras. :P You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face. The only reason to shave your  beard  is the joy of growing it again. Growing a  beard  is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial. I don't work out much But my  beard  lifts skirts. Grow what your father gave you. Men don't cry, they water their  beard  ! Kissing a man without a  beard  is like drinking champagne without bubbles. Time is measured in days,weeks and beards.. Beards make Guy Hotter. Time is measured in days,weeks and beards.. Sum Guy's wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard. A full  beard  looks cool. Love ur beard.. it will love u back. If u don't like my beard.....then leave me baby. Beard under construction.

Attitude Status and Quotes Latest for Whatsapp & Facebook   Make Your Attitude Your Presonality Not always 'Available' Try your Luck... I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. Silent people have the loudest minds. Born to express not to impress. The road to success is always under construction. I will win, not immediately but definitely. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The longer the title the less important the job. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women. Eat r